Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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