question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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