my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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