I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
