I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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