Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
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