Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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