I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
