I think i peed on brittanys purse
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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