Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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