He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Shame is for Republicans.
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