Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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