she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
she pinky promised me she was 18
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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