i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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