I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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