You work out of a Hotel?
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
My vagina just recognized that song.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I did not marry a roomba.
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