Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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