Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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