dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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