you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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