If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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