these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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