Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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