btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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