But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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