Kareoke will never be a sober sport
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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