I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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