I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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