...so i touched it.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I just want nice things and good sex
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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