He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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