how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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