whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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