i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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