I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
