is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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