Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
he told me I talked like a deaf person
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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