There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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