He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Let's paint friendship bongs
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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