i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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