that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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