there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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