big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I love you.
Bad choice
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