I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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