I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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