they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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