Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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