he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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