I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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