is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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