Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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