you didnt know i had herpes?
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Im part way to drunk.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize
