Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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